From the Poems that Society Demands series. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. There once was a floor nurse named Doodle, He’d scorn and he’d mock. Find a large selection of sizes and shapes for your postcard needs!. Howard J. Bennett – Pediatrician and Author in Washington, D.C. And sat on her kit and caboodle. A limerick about the ups and downs of going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day: A queasy man, drawn to the sea, "recovering lawyer." All Rights Reserved. Views: 3,678. I’m attacked, and there’s no place to hide. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my How To Write A Limerick article. He exclaimed, “Sticky wicket! He’s been featured in Sleazoids.com!”. You already are late… Your submission deadline is Saturday at 10:00 p.m. (Eastern Time.). Ignores ev’ry cough and each wheeze Oh joy! Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to LOVE, using any rhyme word. “I’ve an ocean trip notion, When temperatures rose A vascular surgeon from Kent And now he must find a new wife. Yes, it may be annoying, but cope. Tags: Allergy Humor, Autopsy Humor, Brie, Cheese Humor, Cheese Limerick, Death Limerick, Food Humor, Food Verse, Health Limericks, January Holidays, June Holidays, National Cheese Day, National Cheese Lover's Day, Odd Holidays Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 9 Comments », Here’s a limerick to celebrate World No Tobacco Day. But all of that motion! But William … But now he’s asleep, (Here’s last week’s Limerick Of The Week Winner. (A sore stomach, perchance.) MAD KANE'S HUMOR BLOG is © However, rhyme words may not be altered, except by using homonyms or homophones.). This advice, cuz I care: Is a way to enhance 6. It looks lame, but forestalls foot decay. But the man only dined by Wayne Wood October 12, 2018. Wear a mask, please, and don’t be a dope. Tags: Allergy Humor, Cheese Humor, Cheese Limerick, Food Humor, Food Verse, Health Limericks, January Holidays, June Holidays, National Cheese Day, National Cheese Lover's Day, Odd Holidays, Traction Humor Posted in Allergy Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Cheesy Limerick. While most of these gems have devilishly sexual overtones, some are more general in nature. By Madeleine Begun Kane. Contact info: leegpoetry@gmail.com. It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. Tags: Breathing Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Hearts, Lungs, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Smokers Limerick, Smoking Humor, Tobacco, World No Tobacco Day Posted in Addiction Humor, Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smoking Humor | 5 Comments ». A man who should never eat cheese, ), I’ll announce the Limerick of the Week Winner next Sunday, right before I post next week’s Limerick-Off. No ifs, ands, or buts — smoking’s nuts! Thanks! That can kill you — no joke! An old man from Denver named Lee Should I need to feel horny, Jobseekers can easily search and apply. These funny limericks use their bouncy rhyme scheme to explore concepts like math, science, and philosophy. All my vim Tags: Athletics, Exercise Humor, Health Limericks, Jogging Humor, Joints, June Holidays, Knees, Marathon Humor, National Running Day, Odd Holidays, Physical Fitness Humor, Running Humor Posted in Exercise Humor, Gym Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Outdoors Humor | 2 Comments ». A lim’rick a day keeps away LIT offers undergraduate, postgraduate and flexible learning. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Mālum? My allergy’s fine while inside. Smoker from Sewanee: yes. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. ), Tags: Athletics, Education & School Humor, Gym Membership, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, May Holidays, Menstruation Humor, National Nurse Week, Odd Holidays, School Nurse Day Posted in Education & School Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The School Nurse. And my nose says, “Up yours!” And she now had a baby named Phil. Madeleine Begun Kane Tags: Belgium Fries, Calorie Limericks, Food Humor, Food Limerick, French Fries Day, French Fry Day, Health Limericks, July Holidays, Odd Holidays Posted in Food & Drink Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment », Change is Good??? And you’ll soon be a pro in the sack.”, There once was a student named Tutt, Who’s doctor suggested the Pill. Your submission deadline is Saturday, August 15, 2020 at 4:00 p.m. (Eastern Time.). Since there aren’t many limericks with medical themes, I thought I’d concoct a few of my own. Had a patient who needed a stent. But it sure beats that “apple” cliché! I SHALL TAKE YOUR MEDICAL DICTIONARY AWAY, YOU'VE BEEN READING WHAT MAKES A MAN TICK!!!" Who asked, “Can insomnia killya?” Tags: Allergies Humor, Allergy Humor, Allergy Limerick, Health Limericks, Outdoor Humor Posted in Allergy Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Outdoors Humor | Comments Off on Change is Good??? It appears that an apple a day “That depends,” said her doc Please stop smoking already. And it took him two hours to pee. Note: There’s also a National Cheese Lover’s Day, which is celebrated on January 20th. Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and Our list contains examples of famous and classic limericks that everyone will find funny. When massaging you, snakes are deployed. He can’t hack cheese-attraction disease. (Homonyms or homophones are fine. I must exercise each ev’ry day: And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best LOVE-related limerick. I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: *(Please note that minor variations to my first lines are acceptable. He went back to bed, With a bump on his head, That's why you don't jump off a wall. Dear men, avoid pills and injections, His autopsy-doc disagrees. Being lured by its lore made a plea: Who liked to compose limericks. Humor Columns, Limericks, Haiku, Light Verse & Satirical Poems By Madeleine Begun Kane (MadKane.com) ... Posted in Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Contests, Health & Medical Humor, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Competition, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest | 73 Comments » Happy National Maritime … But her mother replied: "There was a lot of writing involved. By Madeleine Begun Kane. (Limerick). And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post. If found posted anywhere other than, Poetry Society Demands: Bizarre Inappropriate Limericks. My joints tend to creak when I walk. Because of his plight, The girl from Nantucket is nowhere to be found. A Spa To Hiss (Limerick) Turned her poses berserk. There once was a woman named Lil So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. I’ll keep shunning my running, There was a young doctor named Dean She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku. (Limerick), Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: DOPE at the end of any one line (Submission Deadline: August 15, 2020). This story is protected by International Copyright Law, by the author, all rights reserved. Limerick Ode To National Running Day A man with a weakness for cheese I am not a big fan of French fries. (Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.). That her garb did not work— Carpers beware! Tags: Exercise Humor, Feet Humor, Foot Limerick, Health Limericks, Odd Holidays, Toes Humor, Wiggle Your Toes Day Posted in Exercise Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment ». “He was crying in bed, really seething. ...” “Dear Son” Letters (Limerick) “Whenever my husband gets mail … Home › Poetry Stories › Medical Personnel Limericks I. rantingsenior. I’ve boned up on its risks, so no-buy. Said a chiropractor named Mack, By Madeleine Begun Kane. Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Humor, Drug Humor, Female Viagra, Flibanserin, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Medication Humor, Meds, Sex Humor Posted in Aging Humor & Verse, Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Limericks, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To “Female Viagra”. 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